Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
-Save the Children- South Asia Floods
a meaningful picture, that caught my attention.. many children in the world are suffering.. every child deserves a home.
Save the Children globally is launching an urgent appeal for children in South Asia who are currently affected by floods. At least 10 million children across Bangladesh, India and Pakistan are at risk. Homes have been swept away, water supplies have been contaminated and they are exposed to the dangers of water-borne diseases.
Across the region more than 23 million people are currently affected - 6.9 million in Bangladesh, 13.7 million in India and 2.5 million in Pakistan.
if you'd like to learn more on how you could help these unfortunate children
please view this link
https://savethechildren.infoxchange.net.au/donation.shtml
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
some awesome SINGLISH SHYT.
The typical singlish joke.
I'm sure many have heard of it before.
But hey, it gets to me everytime..
A "Mallu" female
Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,
His mind was screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."
The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK ."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : " I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...... BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don' t PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thankyou." The Manager fainted..... ..
I'm sure many have heard of it before.
But hey, it gets to me everytime..
A "Mallu" female
Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,
His mind was screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."
The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK ."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : " I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...... BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don' t PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thankyou." The Manager fainted..... ..
MY MOTHER taught me the world.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that the curry stain will come off the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to ground you for the whole of next week!"
4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall down and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you bring an umbrella, in case it rains."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When you fall off those skates and break your legs, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"You dirty girl, I picked you up from a rubbish bin.”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that the curry stain will come off the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to ground you for the whole of next week!"
4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall down and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you bring an umbrella, in case it rains."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When you fall off those skates and break your legs, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"You dirty girl, I picked you up from a rubbish bin.”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Great Advice for Girls
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal...
15. So there's no point trying, really.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal...
15. So there's no point trying, really.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
MY DAILY PRAYER
Dear Heavenly Father,
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace...
But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed... From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!
I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace...
But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed... From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!
Monday, August 20, 2007
(: i stumbled upon this..
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
Sunday, August 19, 2007
a sunday school lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted! (:
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted! (:
Thursday, August 16, 2007
I LOVE CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Bill and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Bill, our prayers have been answered.”
(:
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Bill and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Bill, our prayers have been answered.”
(:
this is awesome!NUTRITION
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said “You want hot fudge with that? And Man said “Yes!” And Woman said “I’ll have one too withchocolate chips”. And lo they gained 10 pounds.
And God created the healthy yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said “Try my fresh green salad”. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said “I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them”. And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter.
And Man’s cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium andgood nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughedand cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said “You want fries with that?” and Man replied “Yes, And super size ‘em”.
And Satan said “It is good.” And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION:
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than usItalians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Then using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said “You want hot fudge with that? And Man said “Yes!” And Woman said “I’ll have one too withchocolate chips”. And lo they gained 10 pounds.
And God created the healthy yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.
So God said “Try my fresh green salad”. And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said “I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them”. And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter.
And Man’s cholesterol went through the roof. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium andgood nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And Man and Woman laughedand cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double cheeseburger. Then Satan said “You want fries with that?” and Man replied “Yes, And super size ‘em”.
And Satan said “It is good.” And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION:
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than usItalians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
CHIHIRO's
i can honestlysay, masscommers, atleast many of my classmates and i
do NOT Lookdown on people who speak chinese, or sing chinese.
in fact, some of us do enjoy certain chinese songs
i have to say, i was pretty upset with 'chihiro's post.
to YOU.
i've always treated you as a friend yeah,
and i have say, indeed i was really annoyed when you kept on SINGING
like freaking NON STOP.
i mean, it's niceand all.
but.. not ALL THE TIME
we HAD to do radio.
we HAD to complete it
but you still kept on singing.
i suppost you in every way possible.
but frankly, you HAVE to also thinkabout other important stuff.
like RADIO! oh well. i SHOULD have toldyousoearlier.
i DID tell youi wanted tostart and we HAD to get the script done
(that day out side the daws)
but no..you said you had no mood.. soyou kept on singing chinese songs with choy.
yes i enjoy hearing people sing..once in awhile
but,
not always. and not when we haveSOOOO MUCH WORK tocomplete.
oh well.
im not upset now..
itold youimfine with everything
its OVER already
sothere's no point being upset or sorry or anything
i didnt wanna affect the friendship
but youhave to know
indeed you have feelings.
but everyone has too.
yup.
do NOT Lookdown on people who speak chinese, or sing chinese.
in fact, some of us do enjoy certain chinese songs
i have to say, i was pretty upset with 'chihiro's post.
to YOU.
i've always treated you as a friend yeah,
and i have say, indeed i was really annoyed when you kept on SINGING
like freaking NON STOP.
i mean, it's niceand all.
but.. not ALL THE TIME
we HAD to do radio.
we HAD to complete it
but you still kept on singing.
i suppost you in every way possible.
but frankly, you HAVE to also thinkabout other important stuff.
like RADIO! oh well. i SHOULD have toldyousoearlier.
i DID tell youi wanted tostart and we HAD to get the script done
(that day out side the daws)
but no..you said you had no mood.. soyou kept on singing chinese songs with choy.
yes i enjoy hearing people sing..once in awhile
but,
not always. and not when we haveSOOOO MUCH WORK tocomplete.
oh well.
im not upset now..
itold youimfine with everything
its OVER already
sothere's no point being upset or sorry or anything
i didnt wanna affect the friendship
but youhave to know
indeed you have feelings.
but everyone has too.
yup.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
the day today
AAH. i CANNOT believe i got LOST today.
i was given CLEAR instructions, and yet i STILL missed the bus stop..
furthermore, i boarded the WRONG second Bus..
i got off at the MOST ULU PLACE EVER..
and to make things worse..
i fell down in public.
got myself freaking embarrassed
(because i was wearing a dress and i fell off steps)
ps. no further details needed
okay FINE,
my dress practically "flew"
AHH. DAMN!
i was given CLEAR instructions, and yet i STILL missed the bus stop..
furthermore, i boarded the WRONG second Bus..
i got off at the MOST ULU PLACE EVER..
and to make things worse..
i fell down in public.
got myself freaking embarrassed
(because i was wearing a dress and i fell off steps)
ps. no further details needed
okay FINE,
my dress practically "flew"
AHH. DAMN!
AHH. SUCH A PITY
jon jon jon ... i'veNOTHING to say. actually.. i do.. pooryou.. you're mom's gonna comeafter you with a chopper. (: who asked you to spend 500bucks on drinking!!
and it's you're fault telling me,
poor credit card,oh well.. now i hope yourparents get to read this.
((:
so you won't have time to adjust to their reaction.
okiee. ahh.tractor's behind me.. (MAKING NOISE) ps. tractor= thisoldlady called JUDY
AHHAHA. motor spoil already.. non-stop NOISEPOLLUTION.
argh.,
what to do..
anyway..gonna cont. later. HAH.
and it's you're fault telling me,
poor credit card,oh well.. now i hope yourparents get to read this.
((:
so you won't have time to adjust to their reaction.
okiee. ahh.tractor's behind me.. (MAKING NOISE) ps. tractor= thisoldlady called JUDY
AHHAHA. motor spoil already.. non-stop NOISEPOLLUTION.
argh.,
what to do..
anyway..gonna cont. later. HAH.
This is like the first ever
AH. frankly, i'm freaking bored at the moment,
so, i've decided to start this blog on a lighter note..
perhaps humour might do the trick.
so here's a list of conundrums,..
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
A pig grunts right? so If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Many people tell me "LOVE IS BLIND. " but If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? i mean... why do you bother to look good?in your underwear even!
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? arent you the one getting 'broke'
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? or should the person playing the piano be called a player? AHH!
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
Oh.. youknow how drivers licenses have the 'hair colour'section.. then iwas wondering, What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Why the hell do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we, as citizens supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? that'd be farmore practical.
No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.. DUH! but if you're losing.. i guess it'sONLY A GAME.. i mean, who cares if you're the LOSER right?! -_-
You know what.. i had diarrhoea bout a week ago.. okay, not a very nice thing to share.. but i HAVE to say this.. my doctor said that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea every so often,... So.. Does that mean that one out of five actually enjoys it?
HAHA. ((: there we go.. my first post
so, i've decided to start this blog on a lighter note..
perhaps humour might do the trick.
so here's a list of conundrums,..
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
A pig grunts right? so If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Many people tell me "LOVE IS BLIND. " but If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? i mean... why do you bother to look good?in your underwear even!
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? arent you the one getting 'broke'
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? or should the person playing the piano be called a player? AHH!
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
Oh.. youknow how drivers licenses have the 'hair colour'section.. then iwas wondering, What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Why the hell do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we, as citizens supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? that'd be farmore practical.
No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.. DUH! but if you're losing.. i guess it'sONLY A GAME.. i mean, who cares if you're the LOSER right?! -_-
You know what.. i had diarrhoea bout a week ago.. okay, not a very nice thing to share.. but i HAVE to say this.. my doctor said that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea every so often,... So.. Does that mean that one out of five actually enjoys it?
HAHA. ((: there we go.. my first post
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