This is like the first ever

AH. frankly, i'm freaking bored at the moment,
so, i've decided to start this blog on a lighter note..
perhaps humour might do the trick.
so here's a list of conundrums,..


If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?


If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?


Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


A pig grunts right? so If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


Many people tell me "LOVE IS BLIND. " but If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? i mean... why do you bother to look good?in your underwear even!

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? arent you the one getting 'broke'


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? or should the person playing the piano be called a player? AHH!


“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?


Oh.. youknow how drivers licenses have the 'hair colour'section.. then iwas wondering, What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?



Why the hell do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we, as citizens supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? that'd be farmore practical.



No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.. DUH! but if you're losing.. i guess it'sONLY A GAME.. i mean, who cares if you're the LOSER right?! -_-

You know what.. i had diarrhoea bout a week ago.. okay, not a very nice thing to share.. but i HAVE to say this.. my doctor said that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea every so often,... So.. Does that mean that one out of five actually enjoys it?

HAHA. ((: there we go.. my first post