some awesome SINGLISH SHYT.

The typical singlish joke.

I'm sure many have heard of it before.
But hey, it gets to me everytime..


A "Mallu" female

Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,

His mind was screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."

The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK ."


The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : " I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...... BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don' t PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?


Thankyou." The Manager fainted..... ..