Thursday, August 16, 2007

I LOVE CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Bill and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”


There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Bill, our prayers have been answered.”

(:

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

ho ho ho.
IM CATHOLIC BABY
i'll pray that tonight

Anonymous said...

WTF THIS IS GOOD

Anonymous said...

i want a catholic parrot at my door tonight!!!

Anonymous said...

i want a catholic parrot at my door tonight!!!

Anonymous said...

ILOVE THIS BIACH

Anonymous said...

SOME GREAT POST HAHA. PARROT EH!

Anonymous said...

I've always kinda liked this one.

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she can''t hear.

So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions. ("I need the rake.") She replies by pointing to her eye, grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, and then rubbing her crotch. The man is confused and runs upstairs.

"What the hell did that mean?"

"I left it behind the bush."

Anonymous said...

hey...NICE JOKE JOSH!! (:

Amanda said...

HELLO FLORENCE! (:

*michelle

iesha said...

AAAH. hey michhiee!! WE'VE YET TO GO OUT!! been MONTHS!

Anonymous said...

EH..I WANT GO TOO

iesha said...

NELSON! YOU'RE NUTS. haha

Anonymous said...

im nuts babe, you're crackers! (=