Something- Not quite good enough

I have this Huge Massive Problem- Well, at least I think I do.
What’s bothering Me?
I think I know what’s bothering me.
Me.
I’m bothering Me.

I’m simply not good enough
But What’s good enough?
I Was Never good enough
And I’ll Never be good enough

I know that.

Funny thing really- When I finally sit down and think about it; I’m not quite sure how I want Me to be Me. Sometimes, I want to be taller. Sometimes I’m contented. Then I’d want to be plumper, but sometimes I’d feel I’m Fat- then I’d want to lose weight. And before I lose a few pounds- I’d feel I’m too skinny and I’d want to gain some kilos. Then when I finally get down to eating- I’d feel appalling and gigantic. Then the cycle repeats itself. Sometimes I feel Proud of myself- That’d I’m just fine the way I am. But moments later, I’d feel- Not good enough. And worst, is when I feel utterly dreadful; as though I’m a revolting skinny stick-insect around- or perhaps a hideous stout Green Troll. You question me- Why don’t you try out a relationship? Well, I’ll tell you why Missy-
I’m simply not good enough
But What’s good enough?
I Was Never good enough
And I’ll Never be good enough
Does that answer your question?- No? Well, I’d just have to go on saying that I haven’t found the right one- That I’m too young – That Singlehood and No Dating is the Best- That I’ve no time
Which are all actually pretty darn true.
Still. You tell me- Florence, you’re so Lucky.
Lucky? Lucky? You tell me I’m lucky? Yes. I am. Very lucky in fact. To have awesome friends and a Caring family. But I’m not lucky- To have Me as Me. What on earth is wrong with me? Why am I bothering to express how I really feel- Behind all the jokes and Never-Ending Chit-Chats. I’m sure many of You Missies feel the same way as I do. That Your simply not good enough.
But what’s good enough?
You were never good enough
And you’ll never be.

Finally.A Post.

Vrey Menaningful

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Amzanig huh?

-Save the Children- South Asia Floods

a meaningful picture, that caught my attention.. many children in the world are suffering.. every child deserves a home.

Save the Children globally is launching an urgent appeal for children in South Asia who are currently affected by floods. At least 10 million children across Bangladesh, India and Pakistan are at risk. Homes have been swept away, water supplies have been contaminated and they are exposed to the dangers of water-borne diseases.

Across the region more than 23 million people are currently affected - 6.9 million in Bangladesh, 13.7 million in India and 2.5 million in Pakistan.



if you'd like to learn more on how you could help these unfortunate children
please view this link
https://savethechildren.infoxchange.net.au/donation.shtml

some awesome SINGLISH SHYT.

The typical singlish joke.

I'm sure many have heard of it before.
But hey, it gets to me everytime..


A "Mallu" female

Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,

His mind was screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."

The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK ."


The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : " I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW...... BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don' t PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?


Thankyou." The Manager fainted..... ..

MY MOTHER taught me the world.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that the curry stain will come off the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to ground you for the whole of next week!"

4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall down and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you bring an umbrella, in case it rains."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When you fall off those skates and break your legs, don't come running to me."


21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"You dirty girl, I picked you up from a rubbish bin.”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Great Advice for Girls

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal...

15. So there's no point trying, really.

MY DAILY PRAYER

Dear Heavenly Father,

I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I'm grateful for Your grace...

But Lord, a few minutes from now, I'm getting out of bed... From then on I'm going to need a lot MORE of Your help!